Call Her Daddy's Dating Advice

I watched this episode of _Call Her Daddy_, so that you don't have to.
Call Her Daddy's Dating Advice

She’s sort of right. But sort of gross.

I watched this episode of Call Her Daddy, so that you don’t have to. She’s got 2,13 million subs on YouTube, so I was curious about what she was telling the masses.

Her underlying message in this podcast is that people need to get out of the house and meet other people in person, if they want to date. This is 💯 correct. I am totally onboard with that message. Online dating has clearly peaked. Half of the guys on Tinder are trying to find true love among a herd of amateur prostitutes, bots, and girls “dating” on an industrial scale. The other half no longer believe in true love. (The irony that Tinder is her main sponsor, is apparently lost on her and her audience.)

But the whole vibe coming from her communication is toxic and got worse as it went along.

Dating as a recursive function

It’s advice on how to start dating and just keep right on dating, forever. Not a courting effort or mate-selection ritual, but dating for sport. Fun dates, free meals, and raunchy sex-and-sodomy with randoms, as the end goal of dating. And then Prince Charming is someone you stumble over after you’ve racked up a body count like a Ukrainian drone pilot and are bored of it all, and are like, Please, universe, send me someone halfway normal.

I don’t think emulating her behavior will increase womens’ happiness, but please do get out of the house, more, ladies. Many girls never fully re-emerged from lockdowns. It’s scary, how reclusive they are.

Break stuff and then offer to help them fix it

And, for the record, the Reclusive Girls are also not at the club or on dating apps or at parties. And they are not watching this podcast. They’re maybe at the library or church, but probably just shuffling between home and work/school. Which means that you probably won’t approach them, as those places are now dating deserts.

As the girls at the club, that have always been drowning in male attention and who think dating is fun, have determined that that is sexual harassment (* if he isn’t hot enough. Hoping it happens is the main reason they go to school or the office, but let’s all pretend like we don’t know that.) Now, the other single women have to suffer the complete vacuum of male attention that has been left in their destructive wake.



The problem with “dating” is the loose morals associated with it. My dear old mum, RIP, always asked if I was courting. Subtle but essential difference. Dating is casual, which in itself is fine as long as it is not sinister. Courting has intent.

Make Courting a Thing Again

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Side note:

I suspect that the Average Joes in my social circle would have excited this chick, but they wouldn’t have wanted to date her. The dating experience is so different, depending upon who you are, what you are, and where you are.

A lot of this dating hysteria is just women from lower circles trying to snag one of our guys, by out-slutting us.

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i don’t know about being snagged. some starbucks baristas know my name… i tip them for renting a few brain cells out to that info. sometimes i feel like telling them they can forget it… sometimes they remember longer than they should, and i feel suspicious and take a second look at them. then i realize i’m probably their dad’s age and they are treating me with some respect. i’m starting to make a rule “there must be visible wrinkles when they smile”. however my astigmatism tends to air brush a lot of wrinkles and gray hair away.

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I thought it was funny how she was like, Maybe he’s a surgeon or an athlete! 🤩

If I were to tell my daughter that, “…and he’s a surgeon!” she’d be like, yawn Whatever, Mom.

I’d have to say that he’s dedicated his life to saving the wild bees and spent two years learning ancient caligraphy on Hokkaido, during his brief in the Royal Navy, or something. And that he’s a surgeon. 😂

Reply to — I thought it was funny how she was like, Maybe he’s a surgeon or an athlete! 🤩 If I were to tell my daughter that, “…and he’s a surgeon!” she’d be like, yawn Whatever, Mom. https://media.tenor.com…

Well, I guess a surgeon coming back from an ebola outbreak with Médecins Sans Frontières would be pretty exciting.

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oh to be young and idealistic :D

although i approve of the high standards. i hope she doesnt budge. it may be the only way those wild bees get saved is to have someone refusing his hand until they are.

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wait this is better. if i could figure out how to change gifs: “have you saved the bees?” giphy.gif

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Nobody ever thinks about the bees. exactly-morgan.gif

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Thank goodness, that mens’ visual accuity is in an inverse relationship with female youthfullness.

I am grateful for the small graces.

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Whore culture is what we gained. It really sucks for males when females gain too much status in society. A sane population pyramid was born of necessity; comfort and luxury are its killers.

Quotes and references

I was thinking about this, this morning, after writing

Decided to finish it and write about it.