• Captain of a sinking ship • Based schizoposter • AI psychosis enjoyer • Unstable genius • Chaotic neutral • Not vegan (btw) • Spherical earther • Non-bitcoiner • Non-carnivore • Non-peatstr • Notstr aficionado • Barer of arms, abolitionist of sleavery • Landian • Carrier of a pocket Constitution • Transmitter of notes by carrier pigeons • Sovereign harasser of law enforcement at traffic stops • Empire builder • Tent dweller • Memetic multigenerational fifth generation information warrior • Pipeweed connoisseur • Not an alcoholic • Former drug user • Chemtrail enjoyer • Future drug user • OpenClaw user • Arch btw • Forklift driver gigachad meme embodiment • Wielder of a chainsaw in trees • Not a welder • Ex Charles Schwab, ex Federal Government software engineer • Developer of jumblewisp community fork of Jumble nostr client https://jumble.thecaptain.dev • Developer of NutritionGPT nutrient analysis app https://nutrition.thecaptain.dev • Developer of LanguageGPT Spanish language tutor app https://spanish.thecaptain.dev • Writer of a personal blog on tech and sovereignty https://captainsblog.bearblog.dev • Maker of the thickest wine on nostr, not available for purchase with bitcoins • Enjoyer of thick coffee